- gun
- 1. (Gun) (1575↑, 247↓)A complex arrangement of metal parts that is capable of discharging a lead peice at very high speeds, high enough to penetrate fleash and thin slabs of wood. Serves as humankind's (so far) permanent replacement for spears, staffs, swords, daggars, etc. as most effective weapons. Most commonly used for self-defense, murder, killing hostiles, recreational shooting, the standard issue weapons for armies, militias, etc.
Guns aren't the problem. It's criminals, irresponsible people, and totalitarian shitheads getting a hold of them that's the problem.
Author: Mob_Triggerman http://gun.urbanup.com/9198942. (Gun) (1113↑, 216↓)The quick and easy tool to end a fight.Man: Dont fuck with me cause I know Martial Arts\! Other Man: Dont fuck with me cause I know Smith and Wesson\!
Author: Cm8000 http://gun.urbanup.com/4811453. (gun) (690↑, 171↓)A tool used for defense, sport, and hunting.Contrary to popular belief, a gun will not make it's owner into a raving killer.
Author: tradesman http://gun.urbanup.com/10397434. (gun) (543↑, 146↓)A tool that is only deadly if used for its intended purpose."A gun is a tool, no different from a baseball bat, or a meat cleaver, or ... an alligator\!" -Homer Simpson
Author: JakeStar http://gun.urbanup.com/12508745. (Gun) (236↑, 79↓)A weapon that has existed since the 13th Century and has been developing more and more, as well as diversifying ever since. They come in small, handheld forms known as [pistol]s or handguns; or automatic, repeating-fire, styles known as machine guns; and longer types with stocks and that are designed to be fired from the shoulder: these are known as [rifle]s. The many kinds of guns, the mechanical/technical information of a gun, and so on are WAY too long to list here. For additional information I recommend looking at the other examples below.See [AK-47], [Uzi], [Glock], [9MM], [NRA] (a rifle organization), [M-16], [Derringer], and [Magnum].
Author: Bush Fan http://gun.urbanup.com/9505806. (Gun) (335↑, 210↓)Gun. You know, barrel, trigger, bullet, bang bang you're dead. guns are the cat's best friend Well known fact: guns don't kill people, flaming shoulder pads kill people. Often times with guns. Unless the Gun misfires, killing the shooter, in which case, yes, guns do kill people. Well, the gun helps. This fact was tested scientifically by the Royal Society in 1701, and they discovered that in fact bullets kill people most of the time, and guns kill people if you smack them upside the head with them. Fuck, my head hurts. Just shoot me now. There are some cases also, in which you may have a friend called Gun that does not like you very much. But that's part of life anyway... and Son of a Gun isn't very nice at times either. The gun consists of three principal components: the barrel, the projectile and the propellant. The propellant is a rapidly expanding substance which forces the bullet down the barrel and towards the intended target. The shooter must be sure to never mess up (like firing the barrel by holding the propellant or by manually pushing the bullets through the barrel to push the propellant). On leaving the barrel the bullet causes a supersonic shock wave to be emitted which propagates towards the victim, causing distraction. Often, guns are fitted with noise-enhancing devices to increase this effect. The modern firearm is equipped with a spark chamber, designed to produce muzzle flash. This is to allow guns to be used as ad-hoc flashlights in darkened areas by repeated firing. The flash also acts to scare and unnerve the victim. In fact, in the early days of photography before the invention of the flashbulb, photographs were illuminated by the discharge of a large cannon. This made the photographer amongst the deadliest of professions. Post-modern weaponry, consists of phasors which emit a powerful beam which is enough to cut a loaf of bread into slices suitable for eating by dwarf-humans, Klingons and Bacterium alike. The beam is often colorful, to prevent boredom in between in-ship battles, and to create some random distraction for the enemies to look at. Guns in Entertainment Guns are used in many TV shows and movies. They are often used out of context, such as being a soother for a baby, rather than a deadly weapon. Guns are used in the TV show 24. This is a show about how Jack Bauer runs around killing people with guns. Ray guns are often used in the show Star Trek, in which the main characters shoot the bad characters. It is widely disputed as to whether their ray guns are accurate portrayal of real ray guns. It should be noted that guns are known to fire metal bullets rather than lasers. Why do people die from gun? In Soviet Russia, people kill GUNS\!\! \gun Charlton Heston, NRA spokesman Often the shock of a bright flash, loud "bang" and sharp metal projectile travelling at upwards of 300 metres per second can Lead to Psychological effects such as Heart arrhythmia, fainting and Farting. The most common effect is Diarrhea. This is why, in a firefight, the stronger will prevails - weaker shooters (typically terrorists or Imperial Storm-Troopers) will drop like flies from the stress of the experience and the weight of their full underwear, whereas those of a heroic disposition (such as Americans and Jedi) will withstand the nerve-rattling experience and survive. A commonly held Myth is that bullets penetrating the flesh will kill people. A simple back-of-envelope calculation reveals the flaw in this argument. By modelling bullets as point particles, and people as one-dimensional strings, one can see that the chance of a bullet hitting a person, even in a crowd of thousands, is infinitesimally small. The Truth is that Death from guns is often due to the sheer surprise of being shot at. That said, being hit by a bullet is a common experience for the clinically obese, and the resulting pain and injury can often result in substantial fecal weight loss. A study conducted by the university of Scmiillicettittisinndamorghning in wales shows that people who get shot generaly die of some form of leadpoisoning. This awkward result has been classified by several gun toting rightwing trailertrash slobs as trival information, or so says the whitehouse "If them folks are dumb enough to stand infront a speedin bullet. Now ya hear". _______________________________________ Guns are brilliant tools of illegal death. Murder and Suicide are the best examples. As one of the troops in an Al-Quaida training camp said shortly before shooting herself three times in the head with an AK47 from different angles and then putting the weapons tidily back into the armoury (that part is actually true): "Don't leave me, i've had death threats," which is obvious code for "I am a zombie and will kill myself to please our lord Jesus christ who died for all of our sins." Her Suicide note which wasn't written in her handwriting, leads Scientists to believe she used her zombie Psychic powers to make someone else write it, who coincidentally didn't like her. This is likely inspired by the late JFK's suicide, which involved stabbing himself three times in the back, pissing on his own dead body and throwing himself off a bridge. This is indeed an accomplishment in suicide. Guns don't kill people. People don't kill people. The bullets and/or the shock of the blast or the person bleeding is what kills them. The gun is blamed because it helps and the person is responsible because they were just around when the person died. Other countries have varying laws for guns, gun crimes, and gun control. Guatemala: It is mandatory a gun is given to all babies of 5 months of age and up. Canada: Canadians are too shy to operate guns. Canada has no gun-related deaths. Japan: Grenade Launchers are constantly circulated througout this country by the mafia. Dogs must be licensed to own a firearm. Australia: Guns are banned in Australia, so the government can feel safe that the population won't rise up against them. Knives are preferable. The United States: There are no guns in this country. Most people will vomit at the sight of them. New Zealand: Many native species are threatened with extinction, including but not limited to; kiwi, tuatara, moa, proud-mullet-wearing bogans, hobbits and 'real' men. This is the result of Captain Cook introducing firearms to the native sheep in 1770, at the same time introducing women, rambo-style headbands, and a hearty cocktail called "the Wilde Captain" made from seawater, chocolate icecream, and methylated spirits and named after a certain British author. Sheep, usually docile, innocent, cuddly animals went abso-frikkin-lutely postal in a multi-cultural, genocidal, extravaganza, with much "Are you talkin' to me?" and "Do you feel lucky, punk?"ing (sic). Their lush white feathers were stained the blood of their foes for a millenia. All hail our glorious sheep overlords\! Germany: Children commit 97% of gun crimes. A Banana can be purchased at any Mom and Pop adult video store. Zimbabwe: This highly industrialized nation has made the most advances in laser technology, and keeps guns closely guar“Careful with that axe, Eugene...” \gun Oscar Wilde on Gun(s)
Author: kodiac1 http://gun.urbanup.com/18584037. (Gun) (174↑, 83↓)1- A weapon that shoots projectiles, it will hurt you, so whatever you do, don't push the trigger. But if you do, sometimes it makes bad people go away. =) 2- A penis.Guns don't kill people, people kill people... guns sure help though.
Author: The Robinator http://gun.urbanup.com/5785948. (gun) (65↑, 6↓)A tool that can equalize the playing field between an arrogant big man and a scared little man.Japan banned guns in the 1500s because peasants, who had little combat experience, were using them to overthrow the samurai caste with little effort needed.
Author: Shadow Creator http://gun.urbanup.com/26536209. (gun) (52↑, 11↓)An inanimate object, made of metal alloys, that has the capability to discharge ammunition consisting of a bullet, casing, powder and primer. Despite common misconceptions, guns, or more properly, firearms, do not have a magical, evil effect on anyone who is fit to use them. (Which happens to be anybody who is sane and does not have homocidal or suicidal tendencies) Also, the false belief that banning firearms under law leads to less crimes is false, as what happens when said firearms are banned is the criminals have all the firearms(as they are criminals, and therefore have no respect for the law), and not the good-doing, law-abiding citizens now have no effective means of protection. Here in Canada, we have a long-gun (rifle, shotgun) registry. What's next, an edged and blunt object registry, meant to curb knife violence?Example: Remington Model 700 CDL (gun, bolt action rifle, commonly used for hunting big game) Example: Colt Canada C7 (gun, the current service rifle of the Canadian Land Forces, based on the American M16, but improved)
Author: The guy whose name you don't know http://gun.urbanup.com/223931610. (Gun) (40↑, 8↓)Australian colloquial term to denote an esteemed and relied upon friend, or anyone otherwise who is excellent and formidable with regards some activity. Descended from wartime and comrades who were dependable, trusted and efficient, a 'good gun' to have alongside you.Jimmy's a gun soccer player. His goals carried the team yesterday.
Author: JoeBloethelotsth http://gun.urbanup.com/245438211. (gun) (28↑, 6↓)Australian slang term for a good bloke, reliable mate, or person otherwise admired for being efficient or formidable with regards some pursuit. Descended from wartime, when the word was used for a dependable comrade one was glad to have beside them; a 'good gun'.\> His three goals carried the team that match. \> Yeah, Joe's a gun.
Author: daneoin http://gun.urbanup.com/244789212. (gun) (25↑, 6↓)A firearm which contains mechanical parts. The typical gun has a hammer that slams onto a shell full of powder that ignites and causes an explosion sending a metal projectile or projectiles at high velocity. Some use them for hunting, self defense, crime or a symbol of freedom in america. No country can be free without the civilians having the right to bare arms against it's own government when the need arises. There are two types of guns used by most. Rifle: a gun used for long range and accurate shooting. Handgun: Used for close quarters, and so you can carry it so you don't advertise to the world you have one. To conceal it you must take tests, written and field to get a permit. There are other variations but the ideas for them are derived from those two. Assault rifle: Usually has multiple settings for firing. Single shot for accuracy, triple for chest to head shots to be sure they are going down, and fully automatic, which is typically used for creating cover fire or close quarters. Sub machine gun: compact easy to move around corners, favorites of swat. Shotgun: Uses shells filled with buckshot or slugs. Typically buckshot to have a spread. Open choke is used for very close range with the highest spread. Closed for longer shots such as bird hunting, and one for in between to have the best and worst of borth options. Machine gun: Made to fire many rounds, and not much else.Guns are very dangerous to people who don't know how to use them, because they will blow their face off. Stupid people shouldn't own guns, because they will blow your face off. When a police officer readies his gun for a killing shot, he may experience tunnel vision and lose awareness of everything around him. That is if it bothers him psychologically.
Author: edicol http://gun.urbanup.com/252176013. (gun) (62↑, 43↓)the male arm, usually bicep, usually largeThat guy has the biggest guns I have ever seen\!
Author: golds arlington http://gun.urbanup.com/100521014. (gun) (44↑, 31↓)a general reference to firearms. However, a more correct term would be rifle or pistol. A more appropriate reference would be to the male anatomyThis is my rifle this is my gun; this one's for fighting, this one's for fun.
Author: Sidmystic http://gun.urbanup.com/19728715. (Gun) (18↑, 8↓)A new flavor of powerthirst.Oh my god man\! Have you seen the new gun flavoured powerthirst?\! It's incredible\!
Author: Shinokawori http://gun.urbanup.com/353589016. (Gun) (12↑, 5↓)A gun, in the broadest sense, is any item that launches a projectile, such as a proton gun, a rubber band gun, a Nerf gun, and so forth. In the narrowest sense, however, a gun is a handheld firearm, used as a weapon, a tool, or sometimes as a ceremonial showpiece.One of the most effective ways to use a gun is to surprise one's foes by bringing said gun to any knife-fights that may have been arranged.
Author: BlackOpSource http://gun.urbanup.com/305741117. (gun) (39↑, 32↓)Someone who excels at something. A metaphor that translates the power and effectiveness of the weapon into a compliment. Possibly also referring to the systematic nature and accuracy of a soldier. Especially used to describe sports players.That basketball player is a gun.
Author: stinkoman http://gun.urbanup.com/52432518. (gun) (11↑, 5↓)something a burglary does not want to hear being loaded while making off with your plasma tvguns burglar
Author: super mastermind of all evil http://gun.urbanup.com/396587119. (Gun) (14↑, 10↓)Sometimes also known as a very stiff and throbbing penis, that is about to open fire.David: "I think she likes me." Daniel: "How do you know." David: "I stuck my gun up her."
Author: unsinkable http://gun.urbanup.com/285776620. (gun) (6↑, 3↓)A controller for a console video game system.Vern came over to fire up some PS3 and brought his own gun.
Author: CJ Connoy http://gun.urbanup.com/264649221. (Gun) (0↑, 0↓)A metal wand muggles use to kill each other.While muggles have been told Black is carrying a gun.
Author: iamnotamudblood http://gun.urbanup.com/617848522. (gun) (0↑, 0↓)male genital (penis).He has a big gun.
Author: Psycholover http://gun.urbanup.com/587641123. (gun) (1↑, 1↓)A tool designed to cause pain and death from a distance, these tool have replaced closed ranged weapons such as swords, dagger, and spears as the primary weapon for humansman 1: I have a razor-sharpened katana, i can kill anything\! man 2: I have a gun, i can kill you before you even get close to me
Author: Mrclean214 http://gun.urbanup.com/583279524. (Gun) (3↑, 3↓)very impressive.That new white convertible is totally gun.
Author: KiwiLimeBear http://gun.urbanup.com/536668725. (Gun) (2↑, 2↓)Adjective. The manly adjective. May only be used by men. Means: manly.Dude, that gun is so gun.
Author: Manly Man of Men http://gun.urbanup.com/530752426. (Gun) (0↑, 2↓)a weapon that is made from metal that muggles use to kill each other with.gun: "a sort of metal wand that muggles use to kill each other with."
Author: TheLovelyLily http://gun.urbanup.com/601819027. (gun) (2↑, 4↓)1. A tool comprised of metals that is meant for shooting little pieces of lead called bullets. 2. A common term used nowadays for penis.I've got a gun, and I'm not afraid to use it\!
Author: John Zhang http://gun.urbanup.com/240783228. (gun) (1↑, 4↓)US slang: a hypodermic syringe used by drug addicts- What's that? - What does it look like? - A gun. - It is a gun
Author: Leor2479 http://gun.urbanup.com/505781929. (gun) (0↑, 3↓)The device used to make tattoos. Most commonly used by gang members.While in jail, my cell mate taught me how to make a gun. Now I can gives tattoos to any of my friends.
Author: reetee http://gun.urbanup.com/419530030. (gun) (1↑, 5↓)a sort of metal wand that muggles use to kill each other[Muggles] were warned that Sirius Black carried a gun after he escaped from the wizard prison [Azkaban].
Author: anonymeese http://gun.urbanup.com/566546531. (Gun) (1↑, 5↓)The male equilvalent of a grenade. They're so ugly they make you want to take a gun to your head. If you see a gun, you run...they're only good for the grenades.Sweetie, that boy was a gun. I'm sure that fat chick over there would love his company. Poor grenades&guns
Author: GFZfolife http://gun.urbanup.com/520271832. (Gun) (1↑, 5↓)A slang term for an erect Penis, most often used by sex-hungry young professional women from West Yorkshire and Lincolnshire. The word is particularly used in this context on occasions of sexual arousal during "dirty talk"."Why don't you just give give me your gun?"
Author: absolutejw http://gun.urbanup.com/452299533. (Gun) (3↑, 7↓)Cocked, Locked, and ready to shoot (balls made sperm, boner, and ready to shoot sperm)person \#1: my penis is like a gun. person \#2: whats that mean. person \#1: cocked, locked and ready to shoot. person \#2: ohhhh hahah
Author: skterkid1225 http://gun.urbanup.com/283681634. (gun) (1↑, 6↓)A gun is attractive male, who spend a alot of time on buliding his physique.look at that gun bro, his got big arms\! aww bab, how hot is that guy what a gun body, rofl
Author: gangster09 http://gun.urbanup.com/390446935. (gun) (12↑, 17↓)Gun = dick Rifle = weapon for the killing of animals, foes, people, or just for fun."This is my rifle, this is my gun. This ones for shooting, this ones for fun"
Author: Pizza Kook Kid http://gun.urbanup.com/169503336. (gun) (6↑, 12↓)An artilery peice designed to take out people, vehicles, and/or buildings from a large distance. Not, contrary to popular belefe, a firearm.The general ordered them to take out the barracks, where the enemy where located, with the artilery gun.
Author: LotharVP http://gun.urbanup.com/501555537. (gun) (0↑, 6↓)another name for a mans penisJane: How was the sex with Ben last night? Sara: Amazing\! he had such a huge gun\!
Author: 7548 http://gun.urbanup.com/401112038. (gun) (3↑, 9↓)When something is described as cool or the bestThat fucking Ferrari is gun. New cell phones are gun
Author: Paruwa http://gun.urbanup.com/309531739. (gun) (20↑, 26↓)to gun someone is to diss them..bitch: yo is that muhfugga gunning you?? bitch friend: dnt gun me muthafugga\!\! i said dnt be gunning me\!\!
Author: supasye http://gun.urbanup.com/107024240. (gun) (1↑, 8↓)penisi got my gun cocked tight and its ready to blow
Author: get-him-to-blow http://gun.urbanup.com/392230741. (GUN) (0↑, 8↓)GET UP NOW\!\!\! This word is for all those people who have children or relatives that lay around their house all day or will not get out of bed on time. The child or relative must also understand instant messaging. You can now shout..."GUN." Repeatedly if you like. If you shout it loud enough and with enough conviction, it will scare them to death, or at lease get them to open an eye.John, you lazy bum,it's 11 o'clock...GUN\!...GUN\!...GUN\!
Author: Joe Roberts http://gun.urbanup.com/289527942. (gun) (0↑, 8↓)The word [gun] is a term used very loosely, meaning [keen] to [get with] someone."Man, that dude is gun to hook up with Jenny."
Author: rawr shut up http://gun.urbanup.com/275973543. (gun) (1↑, 9↓)to be absolutely be at best of and / or own some type of activity . to own the sport . to be better then others at it . quik , fast , on a rolljohn: do you play oztag reice: man im gun at oztag\!\!
Author: HunEy619 http://gun.urbanup.com/234266544. (gun) (21↑, 29↓)a weapon used for family protection and keepin the king of england outta ur house. also useful for turnin out lights, openin cans, turnin on tvs and other home appliances. also, guns dont kill ppl. ppl kill ppl. guns just make it way more faster.King of England: I Dub thee, sir-... Me: *Bang* Ur dead.
Author: gunslingergirlvy_c_e http://gun.urbanup.com/135988145. (gun) (7↑, 16↓)short for "shotgun"; used when you are trying to get the front passenger seat when you and your friends are piling into a car to go somewhere; complete opposite of the seat know as "bitch"Get the fuck out of the front seat Shitstick, I called gun.
Author: madchiller http://gun.urbanup.com/188621246. (gun) (3↑, 14↓)a machine used for killing and/or extreme pain by shooting a bullet at extreme speeds at them or a stupid term used by middle school students meaning to [diss]1. Joey got shot by a gun and was luck to survive. He got paralyzedd from his neck down though. 2. MIddleschooler 1:I bout to gun you\! Ms2: Ma nigga are we gunnin? Ms3: Yo dey bout to start gunnin\! Ms1: Yea nigga we gunnin\! Ms3: Ahhhhhhhh snap\! you can also use the terms roast, deep fry, sautay, broil, bake, put you on a stick and cook you. told you they were slow.
Author: Sexy Ass chicka http://gun.urbanup.com/241076347. (gun) (5↑, 16↓)The American's favorite word."YEEEEHAWWW, ENIS\! We gonna go hunt some mahhhhh-beasters with this gun I found\!"
Author: Doctor Gorby http://gun.urbanup.com/240591648. (gun) (3↑, 14↓)The American's favorite word."YEEEEHAWWW, ENIS\! We gonna go hunt some mahhhhh-beasters with this gun I found\!"
Author: Doctor Gorby http://gun.urbanup.com/240591549. (gun) (12↑, 23↓)can be used in basketball,describe a person who is a ball hog or shoots a lot1:a yo mike is a scrub 2:i no he went gun the whole fourth quater
Author: kizzle http://gun.urbanup.com/79611550. (gun) (7↑, 21↓)1. a fuckin' awsomely ripped arm (yes there could be 2...) 2. a thing that shoot bullets1. Did you buy your tickets? ... to what? ... THE GUN SHOW\! 2. Danm it yo, i got shot in the leg by a gun.
Author: Atta' Boy http://gun.urbanup.com/157173151. (Gun) (12↑, 27↓)Basically in enlish terms it means dick [penis]Yo want to take a look at my "gun?"
Author: Jessica http://gun.urbanup.com/36802152. (gun) (9↑, 27↓)to [fuck]"i'm tryin to gun" "i'm gunnin her"
Author: bb http://gun.urbanup.com/73363953. (gun) (8↑, 31↓)Something that any old shlub in america can get by going to a gun show or thrift store.Yo ill be back im gonna go get a gun Dude, your twelve *Shrugs*
Author: nego http://gun.urbanup.com/153439854. (Gun) (4↑, 28↓)A greeting from one friend to another A hand sign on the rez for the size of your penisWhat up gun? see picture...
Author: Sally'smonkey http://gun.urbanup.com/92537555. (gun) (5↑, 32↓)something that is really good, exciting etcthis weekends gunna be so gun\! youve got the gunest body
Author: Lowen http://gun.urbanup.com/127401956. (gun) (5↑, 32↓)a phallic, symbolic tool used to: a: bust a mutha f--kin' cap b: bust a nut in your/ his mutha f--kin' bitchI rearranged his face with my gun. or I shot all over her face with my gun.
Author: Naughty Nurse http://gun.urbanup.com/17147857. (Gun) (20↑, 48↓)An instrument of death.Revolver Pistol Machine pistol Submachine gun Rifle Shotgun Assault rifle Light machine gun Heavy machine gun Minigun Autocannon Tank gun Howitzer Naval artillery
Author: Tronno http://gun.urbanup.com/137558858. (Gun) (12↑, 40↓)Used to kill someone, screw someone up, or use for fun. (If you run outta bullets, run and smash em.)Counter-Strike B\!tch.
Author: Hyuuga Neji http://gun.urbanup.com/91672659. (gun) (10↑, 47↓)an assembly of metal used in self defense and to commit homicides and other felonies on a huge list, which i will not list. see [homicide], [felony], [prison], [drop the soap], [bail]I have a gun. I am going to shoot you in the knees now, ok?
Author: Akuneko the Sly http://gun.urbanup.com/78242460. (gun) (8↑, 54↓)weapon commonly used by street gangs, and mobsters (especially russian and italian) in order to deal damageThe don used is gun to kill that rat son-of-a-bitch
Author: http://gun.urbanup.com/28586461. (gun) (37↑, 103↓)something that should have never been inventedthat gun killed that little girL\! (guns dont kill people... people kill people
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